Why Do Boys Like To Fart

Admit it — you’ve done it 6 We pee in the shower Gross, or just another way to conserve water? You be the judge.. Repeat Repeat Repeat The limit does not exist 5 Our periods bring out the DIY in us.

And here’s our logic: I didn’t sweat today, so there’s no need to wear a different bra tomorrow.. 4 We barely wash our bras We’ve worn the same bra for…an undetermined, yet very very long amount of time.. We’ve been forced to use rolled-up toilet paper upon discovering that our period just started.. 7 We bleed on our underwear There are just too many period-related truths about girls, and this particular one simply can’t be left out.

Girls: I’m sorry for exposing our truths to the world, but it needs to be done.. Girls hate shaving too If we’re wearing pants we probably didn’t shave last night.

Right?Well — excuse me, but hahaha — that couldn’t be farther from the truth.. Duh And we like it *Poops**Checks stomach in mirror to see how much flatter it got*2.. Guys: You might not want to read this if you have a girl in your life that you view as perfect.

Or the night before But most likely all of last week Too lazy to shave our armpits? Shirt with sleeves it is.. We bleed on our underwear A lot And then we’ll rinse out our underwear in the sink.. That’s why you don’t hear them farting too much in your presence If it’s silent, they don’t worry too much about it, especially if you have a dog.. Girls are supposed to be feminine, dainty, clean, fresh and put-together all of the time.. That perfection is about to be seriously compromised 1 All girls poop May 10, 2017 Many guys can tell if a gas emission is going to be audible or not. 5ebbf469cd

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